Thursday, June 11, 2009

Chapter 61: Your face is a bit puffy.

i have a friend who is a true hypochondriac. i'm talking about truly the essence of the word. during our sophomore year of college, she postulated that the pain she was feeling in her forehead was, in fact, the effects of a brain tumor that would ultimately lead to her tragic demise. i don't think she considered that it was just a headache. from her own diagnosis )and with a little help from webmd), she diagnosed herself with hiv, cancer, and even the plague. that's right, i mean bubonic.

though these are very serious illnesses, it is hilarious. everyone knows that entering "stomach ache" into a medical site like webmd will lead to suggestions that range from food poisoning to chlamydia to arthritis. and if you happen to be a girl? apparently pregnancy can cause every symptom known to man.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

so glad your blog is back dude :)