Chapter 39: PORN.

this post is in a similar vein as the last one i did, except this is something that one should never, ever, under any circumstance do in public…

i got off work early yesterday so i decided to go to the new york library of the humanities to read for a bit before i got on my bus to go home. if you’ve never been to this particular library, it’s absolutely stunning. there are various exhibits inside, but the main site of the books and the reading hall are on the third floor. when you walk in, the most amazing smell of chocolate inexplicably wafts over you. i’m still trying to figure out where that smell comes from. this room houses all of the public computers as well as desks on which to read. i situated myself on one of the desks near the computers and sat down to continue with my book. i randomly looked up from my book and happened to glance at one of the computers in front of me where a man was hunched over and peering intently at the screen. when i made out what he was looking at, i realized it was a pair of naked breasts.

this guy was just sitting in the public library looking at porn. and this was not just your average peep show. this was porn that was full of life and girth. i scanned every face near me, hoping on all hope that someone else had noticed and was watching this man at work. i leaned back in my chair and held up the book (what book could compare to this?) i was reading so i could be at a better angle to spy on the porn spy. as i sat there, he actually pulled out his cell phone and took pictures of the graphic images on his computer!

at this point, i was basically falling out of my chair from laughing so hard, and the book decoy was completely abandoned. i knew that this would be an awesome story to tell people, so i pulled out my phone to take pictures of him at his business (ask me for them, if you could like to see).

i was determined to see his face since i could only see the back of his head and his sexual preferences. think about any stereotypical creep that you’ve dreamed up or saw in a movie and this guy was him. he sulked out of the library, hunching over and ogling at every girl who passed by.

well, there is now a guy in the city of new york who i now know nothing about except that he likes girls with big breasts.